Breaking News!

This yummy collection of pataphysical inventions by Derek Pell and Doug Skinner has just hit the shelves. It even features some collage illustrations by yours truly. (Apparently they didn’t have room for my name on the cover, but we’ll let that pass.) Look closely and you’ll see the book has an Afterword by the great French humorist Alphonse Allais. That alone should send you off to Zon to buy a copy.

CLICK HERE for some serious fun.

Amazing News!

I’m pleased to announce that AMAZING COVERS is now available from Ferdydurke Books in San Francisco. It’s filled with full-cover reproductions, featuring comic book classics such as Silly Psychopaths, Unknown Worlds, The Marquis de Jughead, Weird Science, and many more. You can add this awesome new art book to your coffee table for $20, or grab the digital edition for only $7.50. It’s truly amazing.

Click here to order direct from the printer and tell ’em Conquest sent you. It won’t make a difference but who cares. 

Book Your Vacation in Merryland

If you haven’t started collecting the little books in the Pocket Erotica series, you’re missing out on all the fun. At the moment there are seven titles available, with more to follow.

NOW AVAILABLE TRAVELS TO MERRYLAND by “Roger Pheuquewell. Esq.” — a satirical travelogue to (private) parts unknown.

Other goodies in the wings:

This edition has been banned by Amazon.

Check out the series here.

The Path to a Woman’s Heart….

Number 5 in our collectible Pocket Erotica series is an amusing and offbeat Cinderella story:  FOOT NOTES by Restif de la Bretonne, translated from the French by Richard Robinson. This forthcoming edition features choice excerpts from Bretonne’s  libertine novel Le Pied de Fanchette (“Fanchette’s pretty little foot”), which recounts the adventures—with many twists and turns—of a girl whose pretty feet attract nearly everyone she meets. Indeed, poor Fanchette is hounded by seducers wherever she goes.

On Sale Wednesday, September 2nd.

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Hot Pockets

This distinctive emblem marked the launch of the Pocket Erotica series from New Urge / Black Scat Books.

These collectible, compact  little gems (4×6 inches) actually fit in your pocket or purse so you can safely pack the naughty wherever you go… that is, when the lockdown is over.

But while the pandemic surges, it’s a good time for some sexy bedtime reading. The first three volumes are all original new translations of obscure & classic French libertine novels. Priced at only $10, you might as well start collecting them now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEDALLION OF ETERNAL EROS. Includes  Libertine Bedroom Eye-Beams;  Sacred New Urge Tiny-Tome; Clutching Hands of the Bibliomaniac; Glittering Goddess Stars; Storm Clouds of Passion-Porn; and Winged Pocket Erotica Emblem.

Here’s an amusing excerpt from A COMING OF AGE: the French publisher’s “Important Notice, which the reader is advised not to skip over.”

You’ll find more information on the series here.